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A Stage Manager, a Director and an Actor are…

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A stage manager, a director and an actor are in a rehearsal hall and they find a gold lantern. A genie comes out and says he will grant them each one wish. The director says, “I wish to be on an island in Fiji, surrounded by beautiful women, with a cold drink in my hand!” The genie nods and the director vanishes. The actor says, “I wish to be in New York, a famous star of a Broadway show!” The genie nods and the actor vanishes. The stage manager looks at her watch and says, “I want both of them back in ten minutes.”

Posted by Stage Managers’ Association on Sunday, 3 April 2016

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One comment on “A Stage Manager, a Director and an Actor are…

  1. hitandrun1964
    04/06/2016

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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